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August 14 2017

August 13 2017

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nevaehtyler:

destinyrush:

This damn thread!

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whumf:

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory


 
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snorlaxatives:

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

captoring:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

cons: we wont know about any new memes

pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:

  • *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
  • personifying rocks, constnatly,
  • “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
  • throw the stone, Maurice.
  • one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
  • making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
  • the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
  • mushrooms in places they dont belong
  • yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
  • “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
  • worm disco

feel free to submit your own cave memes

these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly

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sweet-cherry-fairy:

thick-thighs-and-french-fries:

baawri:

Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]

Cant reblog this enough

I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s only worth is if they make good cash. Both are equally demeaning and limiting in different ways. 

lapvslazuli:

silvernis:

samwellhaus:

knightofthestars:

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

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parahoemal-activity:

thetrippytrip:

reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south

i’d like them to invade my rural south tbh

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occupyvenus:

papi-chulo-bucky:

HE LOOKS A SOLID 25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😲 that can’t be right!

I mean, look at him?

avianpost-generator:

body5000:

the smell of sleeping with the window open

the sound of every flying insect in god’s kingdom coming into my room

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league-of-extraordinarycomics:

Created by Dragonart

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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saturnineaqua:

pearlmarley:

Dracarys.

Targeryen Approved

August 12 2017

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mushroomaximus:

A galaxy of raindrops

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wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

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