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March 08 2017

dutchster:

spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town

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chippyyyz:

close the meme. we have a winner.

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heckphobia:

captainsuperlesbian:

jojostarz:

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

how can u not remember ur childhood u were?? literally there for the whole thing???

its trauma and mental illness rachel

kidslutti-:

parks-and-rex:

When your mutual adds a dumb ass comment to a post and you gotta reblog from the source

image

I’m the one adding dumb ass comments

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karayray1:

Im in love with this post. Its so pure and precious

HOW TO PET A DOGGO

skytheservicedog:

servicek9s:

1. ASK THE HANDLER

2. IF SAY NO THEN WALK AWAY 

3. IF SAY YES LET DOG SNIFF

4. IF DOG SAY YES, PROCEED WITH PETTING

5. IF DOGGO HAS A VEST ON JUST DONT ASK

IMPORTANT

writingtipsandtricks:

disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

-Sherry

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maritsa-met:

BUT THE EMAILS

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ethano1:

can we just take a moment to realize that in chicago’s “cell block tango” most of the girls killed their guys cuz they were lying, abusive cheaters except for “pop” who killed her guy cuz he was chewing gum……

working in retail

goths7:

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“obviously, we have a lot of problems we need to address”, i say, referring to one specific problem, which i created, alone

i only accept 1 form of catcalling

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Reposted byHanoi Hanoi
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theboneylibrarian:

imaginarykangaroohorns:

francesvhale:

lordticklefish:

23devil:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

marriage is fucked up

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.

I love this so much
Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wife
Bride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits

“If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”

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galaxy-lives:

nick-avallone:

nick-avallone:

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

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